I'm sorry but...

 If we were a magazine that had a lot of corporate advertising we would have to refrain ourselves from telling you the truth. 

We have nothing to sell or no one asking us to sell anything. We're not bound by money to tell you what you want to hear. We're kama'aina and only care for our people.

We are only sorry when we realize that you don't want to know about the people who actually live here.